Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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