What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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