That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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