Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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