Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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