super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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