I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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