Where are you?
In a non slutty way
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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