He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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