Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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