Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
His hands were made for my vagina.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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