It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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