Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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