The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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