You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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