one two three fourrrrnication!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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