Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have aggressive nipples.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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