sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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