Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.