ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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