if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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