Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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