well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
