They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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