are you still at the devil's house?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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