I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
