Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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