He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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