He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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