batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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