so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
i believe in u and ur pee
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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