Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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