STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I should be sponsored by Trojan
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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