I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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