This is not my ceiling
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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