we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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