if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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