I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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