Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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