I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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