I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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