Jerry, you need to find god
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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