whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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