Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.