Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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