i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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