We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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