this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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