On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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