my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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