I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
soo... how was my night?
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