Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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