So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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