Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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