Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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