I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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