How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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